Wow, it's been more than a year since...

Now, where was I?

Oh, yes, here's where i left off: I think i was trying to say "my family is very good" en español, as I must have a HUGE Hispanic readership based on the e-mails I receive. Granted, the e-mails are mostly the same ol' "If you have a small penis, you have trouble getting said penis erect, I would like to loan you money against your home so we can solve all these problems and more if you will only wire us money to Nigeria so a wealthy heir can launder his cash and give you some" sort of spam everyone gets, only en español! How I got on the Hispanic mailing list is beyond me. I find it rather entertaining. Trying to figure out what they are trying to sell me using only my freshman year high school spanish, and the few choice words i have learned from the many Latin American customers who frequent my place of business, is possibly why I find them so humorous.
I got one the other day, that if my translation is correct, was trying to sell me Urine stain remover for my car's upholstery.
Another one was telling me how great a time I would have, as far as i understood it, if I were to send nude pictures of myself and my friends to them for fun and profit. (these people must not know me or my friends to ask this, it wouldn't be pretty, and I really can't see the profit or the fun.)

Again, I may be lost in translation, who knows.

If you are reading this, thank you
If you are not...............
moot point really

J

I don't think i can remember when last I posted

It has been well over a year since I've posted here, but It feels so good to know that Blogger never forgets. Apparently Google doesn't forget you either. My old computer crashed, and since it was so slooooooow! I didn't think this one would be any faster since I am using the same crappy dial up access. There won't be any photos for a while as i have lost access to the lab w/photoshop, and don't wish to do anything remotely illegal (except maybe exceed the speed limit). I still do not have anything funny to report. ¡Mi familia es muy bueno!

¡Gracias!
J

I fell for it hook line and...

There is an older gentleman who comes into my store twice a week to fill up the vending machines, and over time we've become friends. We'll tell each other lame jokes, but this guy is a master of the ol' bait the hook, reel 'em in long story lame jokes.

He said to me last week "Did I ever tell you about the time I was downtown in the hospital district and an ambulance came flying by with its back doors open?" I said no, go ahead.

He said "yeah, this ambulance went around the corner real fast and the doors flew open and a few things fell out, and I went to check out what they were. There were a couple of things that looked like the things you check your blood pressure with, and a small cloth type cooler, you know like people take their lunch to work in? I opened it it up and there was a lot of ice, so I rooted around in there a little bit and found a plastic bag inside."

I asked what was in it.

He said,"There was a big toe, looked like it was ripped off pretty roughly, the nail was kind of yellow, and there was bone showing. It was rather disgusting I thought. I didn't know which hospital the ambulance was headed to, and I knew somebody would be wanting their toe back."
I asked him what he did with it, and he said,"I thought about it and I thought about it... I really didn't know what to do! So I....."

Wait for it!


















Here It Comes!!!!



















He said,"So I called a TOE TRUCK!"
I was embarrassed by the fact that I truly fell for his dumb joke.

til I blog again,
J