June 08, 2004

It's way past my bedtime..I need sleep... Must post.

Well, Here it is, an hour past my bedtime and I' still up! Cruising the web, checking stuff out. Trying to find something that amused me. I found it!
the headline should have read: MICHAEL KNIGHT ARRESTED FOR DUI. Kit was pissed!. Apparently ol' David Hasselhoff, France's favorite actor, was allegedly driving erratically down Hollywood boulevard. The police pulled him over immediately.
the suspect was quoted as saying "offisler, I washn't drrivving, the car goes on itsh ownn. Ishn't th-that rright Kit?" to which there was no reply from the car.
Kit later blamed it all(privately) on ethanol based fuel. But still allowed David to take the blame..

disclaimer: David Hasselhoff did get arrested on suspicion of dui. Kit and the above news story are fictional.


At 9:40 PM, Blogger Lady said...

I thought it was Germany that loved him? France too? This must stop.

At 10:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

france likes anything connected to the pansy way of life, or germany when they're not treading their border.
i say let the baywatch icon of failure drown in his own filth.
posted by: a big fan mr. hasslehoff


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